he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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