am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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