3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I need to stop coming to work sober
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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