This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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