I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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