with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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