so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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