i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Randomize
