I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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