so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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