Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Randomize
