Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
and you said cock pushups were impossible
We named our party play list daddy issues
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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