last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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