How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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