fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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