whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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