wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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