Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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