Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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