Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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