do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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