Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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