If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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