i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
