Betty ford says i'm here all night
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
How does one acquire holy water?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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