even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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