love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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