well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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