he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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