Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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