Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
