It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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