Who did Billy Mays play for?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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