i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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