He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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