Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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