Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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