Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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