Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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