There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Someone came in the potted fern
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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