what if I'm pregnant?
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Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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