i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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