I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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