I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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