White coat. Heels.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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