finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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