i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
She announced her abortion via fbk
it's great music for shaving your balls
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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