I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I will pee on everything he values.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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