Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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