Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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