she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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